Why do I still need to fart? Three main causes

How can you comment on this? This is a difficult subject to discuss, but I feel that you have to fart is usually a symptom of something else happens. Here are three very common and controllable causes farting.

   1. The food you eat certain foods leads to an accumulation of gas and leave you wondering why I'm still farting. Some dairy foods like cheese-think actually ferments in the stomach and causes an accumulation of gas in the fermentation process. Other dairy products can cause gas if you are intolerant. Lactose intolerance can occur at any age.
   2. yeast overgrowth of yeast occurs naturally in the gut, if you have a gas accumulation and proliferation to ask (quietly, of course) "Why do I still need to fart?" when the yeast ferments is out of control and produces toxins and gas.
   3. Faulty Gas Exchange, sometimes you may be subject to fart if the levels of blood gases are not in balance (smoking), you may end up with more gas in the gut that you need. Why do I always fart can be the result of a lack of oxygen in the blood sales.

Why do I always fart is by far one of the problems unless asked, but it is not because people do not want to know, but rather because it is linked with jokes, so that no one wants to claim business. Are you ready to dig deeper to find out why you have to do with the gas so much?

Imagine this: a warm, cozy, comfortable sofa, great for you alone, chocolate wafers, Gin & Tonic fair and dear lord mixed ... Your hair-thorny - a sure sign that your brain is fossilized spit on this elusive word to finish tonight fiendishly difficult puzzle ... when all hell breaks loose! A knock at the door, the dogs howl explode into action, as if auditioning for the dogs of hell - the last bit of magic T & G flies from your hand, dip the paper, leaving the sofa tips alcohol vapor. The nightmare has just begun.

Because tonight dear reader, is All Hallows Eve. " AKA Halloween or Trick or Treat. Or, dress the children up in skimpy rags and throw them in a cold winter's night for an hour or two to knock on doors of strangers and asking for candy. And if the spoilers will not pay - to threaten 'em.

Gimme it or I'll give you some advice. You old fart. "OK I made the last point, but you can see 'em think.

And so all the mothers of the country trip to Tesco and spend the benefits of their children have been hard won on the uniforms of a fairy or a witch as soon as we sexy device, and to encourage their children to roam the streets demanding candy with threats. And those little ghosts and goblins and Harry Potter wanna-bes are not candies after each age. Everyone has to get into the spirit of things and lay the prepared Halloween Treats. Even Marks and Sparks lifts specially packaged chocolate and other goodies, cleverly designed to look like mucus and blood and vomit. And none of this is cheap. Apparently the British public spend more hours on Halloween night at the Mother's Day or Valentine's Day. Think about it. We spend almost two million books to learn more about the pumpkins throwing away of the state, maimed and overpriced cake to celebrate that special day of our mother. Halloween - £ 55m: £ 37m for Mother's Day. Makes you proud to be human.

Fellow Old Farts - fight back! You will always jump up and down from its perch as a Jack in the box, but if you can convince a child that everyone appreciates their efforts to get Stephen King ghoul, then we won. Do not feel guilty. She did not ask to have hijacked your precious free time.

My strategy to deceive the traders:

Smile of joy, as if his party is over seeing the 36th guy dressed as a witch / zombie.

Praise them for being so original in their cloaks and plastic vampire teeth.

Tell them you are the best yet, and wait until you get the goodies. Close the door. Continue with your crossword puzzles. Or paint the ceiling of a bathroom, or write the new best-seller. After ten minutes, there is a knock at the door timidly. (He still thinks you're so impressed that you went to get something special for them.) My advice is to wait for the magic third shot. With luck, they now have lost at least twenty minutes, and 20 minutes in which they are not terrified of another poor old fart.

Open the door. Surprise Express, etc. please their costumes. They are now a bit 'confused, but always ready to give you the benefit of the doubt.

Go get the goodies. Or rather, bad. Yes I have spent the last month squirreling away the coffee cream chocolate and rejects other sane person want to eat. When did the more I turn to my faithful brass plate. A handful of chips wrapped in a bag feels heavy in a satisfactory manner, but will cost much less than the candy too expensive. If all else fails, bribe young people to remain in a tremulous "disappear" only lead to a bout of deception. A surly lost something six feet in the former lifeguard teaching climbing will be the expected result each time.

If I sound like an old fart, I remember that one. But sure. On October 31 millions of children will be knocking on the doors of strangers. "Anyone could hide behind these doors. Now, it's not scary.